best actress ever

Without me realizing it, I am actually living one of my childhood dreams.
To be the greatest actress ever.

How I hear you ask?

Every day I have to be something I am not.
Every day I have to agree things that I disagree.
Every day I have to pretend like I care when I don’t.
Every day I have to be nice when all I want to do is kick their arse.

Yes, this is more for survival than for the glamour, but isn’t this what people call reality TV?
I can’t tell the difference.

Anyway, with all the great acting, I think I deserve an Oscar for it.