Sometimes I feel the universe is playing tricks on us with its never ending test of faith, patience, will and wits.
I know our problem is petty compared to many, but a break is highly appreciated.
There are so many things going in my head.
It’s not difficult to put them into words.
But the world would still be as it is.
Victoria Beckham. Kate Moss. Cellulite. *LOL* No one is perfect. Even the skinniest people on earth have cellulites. There is justice after all. *phew* I do feel a little sorry for them though. Imagine the world discussing about your imperfection. *erkk* I do not want to be in their heels right now.
It is funny how at times like this people are still obsessed with stories like this.
“Hey did your read about another suicide bombing in Iraq where innocent civilians including children died? How terrible. By the way did you saw Posh Spice’s cellulite in the papers today? Who are we going to worship for their beauty and perfection now? *sob sob*”
The world has gone mad I tell you.
Just like the weather.
It’s June and it is raining every day.
Not that I miss the heat.
My friends and I are planning some year-end activities.
Island trip, white water rafting, lepaking, etc.
One of my friends is now obsessed with workouts and suggested we all get into shape so we could parade in bikinis for our island trip.
I nearly had a heart attack.
They even suggested we go according to our sports color like in high school which means I need to find myself a yellow polka dot bikini.
I AM HORRIFIED.
Have you ever seen a blue whale wearing a bikini?
I rest my case.
I don’t know how I am going to get out from this one.
*reaching for a paper bag. Breathe in. Breathe out. Repeat*
Yeah, diet and work out works but I would need a miracle to look good in a bikini within six months.
Victoria and Kate have some cellulite already the world is gasping in horror.
When I show up in a bikini with my cellulites AND fats, they will lock me up in a nut house and throw away the key.
Dang. These people better come and visit me every day when that happens.