Pets

Ekiel: Mommy I want a pet
Me: Pet? Ishhh… don’t want larr
Ekiel: But mommy, Bezzle hilang, Chuzzle died, we got no more pets
Me: What pet you want this?
Ekiel: Cat
Me: WHAT?
Ekiel: Err… pet larr
Me: Yeah, pet
Ekiel: I want a dragon?
Me: *LOL* You mad kah?
Ekiel: Syiok bah dragon
Me: Dragon doesn’t exist larr
Ekiel: Got…
Me: Cartoon only larr that
Ekiel: Not cartoon
Me: You find larr if you can
Ekiel: Mommy, I want fish larr
Me: Fish? They’re so boring. You cannot play with them. You just see them swim and swim and swim
EKiel: But Jackie (the boy next door) play with his fish bah. Syiok that. Can mommy? Pleaseeee… *bats eyelashes*
Me: Fish larr? But what if kan, one day you go jalan-jalan and then you come home, you say, ‘Papa, I hungry oh’ then Papa say he ada cook fish, and you eat the fish with kicap and rice, and you kenyang this sebab very sedap. Then when you want to play with your fish, hilang already and you go cari and cari but not jumpa and you ask Papa, where’s your fish, then Papa say, sudah he masak and you makan odi with kicap and rice
Ekiel: *tear tear*
Me: *LOL*
Ekiel: You’re such a meanie Mommy *tear tear*
Me: We pelihara ayam larr. Then one day you go jalan-jalan and then you come home, you say, ‘Mama, I hungry oh’ then Mama say she ada cook KFC, and you eat the KFC with tomato ketchup and rice. Then when you want to play with your ayam, no more sudah, sbb mama sudah cook KFC
Ekiel: *tear tear* I don’t like you mommy. You so jahat *tear tear*